February 2011
fyeahfoxyshazam:
Cool // Foxy Shazam
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Fancy- He Is Legend (Reba McEntire cover)
I...
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Know what sucks?
When your dick itches, like legitimately itches, and you’re in a social situation. Cause, you know, you can’t really just haul off and scratch your dick right there. People will think you got some dick disease. So then you have two options, let it itch or perform some kinda covert scratch-and-go mission. Decisions…decisions.
January 2011
circeswildthings asked: What! What. It guessed Harley Quinn in 11 questions.
Damn. She's my trump.
Damn. She's my trump.
This thing is ridiculous.
20 questions to guess a character.
It accurately guessed Tyler Durden, Doctor Who, Batman, Ace Ventura, Gandalf, House, Captain America, The Devil, Ziggy Stardust, Dream (From the Sandman books) and Crowley from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman.
Well…fuck.
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I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
There’s a chance we could make it now. We’ll be rockin’ til the sun comes down. I believe in a thing called love. Oh, woah, woahwoahoowoah. GUITAR!
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via venoms)
vannychops:
Guy finds out that his girlfriend of...
That shit about me going to bed?
Yeahhh, that was a lie. I think my body knows when it’s Sunday night. The only thing that could get me to bed this early is someone to go with and I’m sadly lacking one of those. Let’s talk about sex and shit.
circeswildthings asked: you posted this deep thought about the transient nature of important literary figures & authors & i have to admit, the first response i thought was, "god, do i want to live in a world where tyler durden isn't relevant"
Tomorrow is my first day without a cigarette since...
And I’m going to do it. I need encouragement tumblr. I need you to keep me accountable, because no one else gives a shit if I smoke or not. I have to quit. I’m too young for this shit. Please, help.
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Some people are meant to hand flowers to riot...
And they do important work. But don’t you dare discount the ones born to throw stones.
revivalmode asked: I'm a big fan of the way your brain works, but I feel like if I liked everything you wrote on Tumblr, I'd just come off as a huge creep. So instead, I'm saying it to you here.
Also: http://i52.tinypic.com/e15flc.png
Also: http://i52.tinypic.com/e15flc.png
ljhlkj asked: Hey babyyyy
how you doin'
how you doin'
My nicknames in high school:
If you didn’t know, my name is Kelby.
(Sometimes prefixed by “Ole”) Kelbel
Kelb (I have always hated this shit.)
Snagglepuss (The only one I self-perpetuated and it actually stuck. Heavens to Murgatroid! Exit, stage left.)
Stonewall
Kelbabz
Drink-Tank.
(Sometimes prefixed by “Ole”) Grizzlegut
Johnny K (Only one person called me that. My first name’s John...
I feel talkative and interested.
So talk to me and give me something to be interested in.
…
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Something there will need to be a word for:
Instant meme inspiration. Like, seeing a situation unfold and instantly recognizing the ability to use this in a meme. Catch your phone as it falls? Instantly see a “Fuck Yeah” guy cartoon like a master musician hearing the notes as he plays them. Someone texts you “Where are you coming?” and you see a Troll faced man saying “That part’s really up to you”...
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To me, the worst feeling is
Knowing that you have all the information and you still can’t figure a situation out. I’ll write and write until my bones ache and my fingers are stained black and the pages are all full. I’ll draw my parallel lines of thought and highlight the important sections of my memory, but I still won’t find the answer. Bullet lists, bar graphs, pros and cons and vinn diagrams....
Someday no one in the world will know the name...
No one will ever read about Harry Potter. Tyler Durden and Huckleberry Finn will be less than memories. Thomas Jefferson won’t be on any currency and even the great and terrible Ghostbusters will be lost to history. Someday, the name Jesus Christ won’t mean anything.
How long will you exist?
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“Right now I think it is in my interest and ours perhaps and maybe in the...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
ljhlkj asked: tumblr love affair.
go.
go.
