"Is this a horror movie"- my sister five minutes into Cabin in the Woods.
"Kinda. It’s more like a humorous retredding of
Horror movie tropes and their implications. You see, the humor comes from denying the audience their expected results and supplementing them with new new ideas pertaining to the genre and tone of the film.
A woman in her forties (who wasn’t even attractive in a “in her forties” kind of way) hit on me today. One of the highlights of my day. Second highlight, free beer. Third highlight, an action movie starring Channing Tatum while under the influence of said beer.
This is what my life is. And why the news I’d be moving back home (well…it’s a big state, but it’s still home) was actually very exciting. Oh yeah, that counts as the fourth highlight.
Ps: Fuck Airizona. Terrible idea.