A woman in her forties (who wasn’t even attractive in a “in her forties” kind of way) hit on me today. One of the highlights of my day. Second highlight, free beer. Third highlight, an action movie starring Channing Tatum while under the influence of said beer.

This is what my life is. And why the news I’d be moving back home (well…it’s a big state, but it’s still home) was actually very exciting. Oh yeah, that counts as the fourth highlight.

Ps: Fuck Airizona. Terrible idea.

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I’m sure there exist some problem that whiskey can’t help

The hunt continues.

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No broken hearted people, 
No crash, no flame, 
No sermon at a casket
Nor a howl into the grave. 

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